Gavin got it on with Courtney but the #Nerd turned him down ...
Tuesday, April 27, 2010 at 7:41PM
Okay okay ... I normally don't comment on things like this - as TNTML represents all the joy and happy hippie shiznat in life. HOWEVER, DUDE! I totally called this LAST YEAR!!!
Courtney wah wah, Kurt is turning over in his grave Love announced on the Howard Stern show yesterday that she had an affair with Gavin Rossdale and Gwenny Gwen Gwen apparently knew.
One word ... DUHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Here's what happened ... my agent in Florida Randy, took me to hang out with Gavin when he was performing in the dirty south. Since her friend also owned the theater we all got to hang out (DUDE! It was awweesommee).
Randy took this pic - RIGHT as he whispered something naughty in my ear.
I then turned around and this picture was taken ...
YEAHHHHH!!! Total sh#t eating grin!!! WONDER WHYYYYY!!!!
He then took a sharpie and signed this ...
As he was jotting down the always and the now written above he was LITERALLY AN INCH AWAY FROM MY FACE!!! I wasn't sure if he was trying to kiss me or what, but that whole infidelity thing is totally not my thing.
Again dudes ... I'm never one to get all up in other people's business ... but DUDE! This is social commentary on social media, and I totally posted this like a year ago ...
OOOHHH Gavin, you are so hot ... You were totally the Zach to my Kelly in my middle school fantasies, however - getting into this nerdy girl's pants is going to take atleast a game of Wii.
Oh wait, we all played Wii too?? Ahh crap ... well, you know what I mean ...
Reader Comments (6)
Well, THIS article is completely bor... WAIT A SEC!!! Did you say "Wii?"
HAHAHAHA exxaccttllyyyy ... DUDE!!!!! I kicked ASS in wii bowling!!
By "kicked ass," do you mean gutterballing like you do IRL and make the pins look good standing up, or really kicked ass?
like kicked more ass than steven hawkings in trivial pursuit! #NerdsFTW!
Wait. He propositioned you? How awful! I mean he's hot but he has babies and a wife!
OH yes!!! My point exactly ... hence why I walked away. well, technically it was more of a sashay! sashay! but you get the jist ...