Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

The more you prepare, the luckier you appear.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris once urinated on a semi-truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

I'm always doing things I can't do, that's how I get to do them.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris doesn't sleep - he just planks for 8 hours. 

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

The person who gets the farthest is generally the one who is willing to do and dare. The sure-thing boat never gets far from shore.

Oh yeah and the "Star Wars" saga was actually based on Chuck Norris' weekend in Las Vegas.

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

Here's to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The trouble-makers. The round heads in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They're not fond of rules, and they have no respect for the status-quo. You can quote them, disagree with them, glorify, or vilify them. But the only thing you can't do is ignore them. Because they change things. They push the human race forward. And while some may see them as the crazy ones, we see genius. Because the people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do. 

Oh yeah and everything King Midas touches turns to gold, everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead. 

Unkie Chuck Norris Says ...

If you want to succeed in the world must make your own opportunities as you go on. The man who waits for some seventh wave to toss him on dry land will find that the seventh wave is a long time a coming. You can commit no greater folly than to sit by the roadside until some one comes along and invites you to ride with him to wealth or influence.

Oh yeah and Chuck Norris’ keyboard doesn’t have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.