OMGGGG!!! I'm up at 2:15 local time to drive to the grand canyon. See, the AC is like totally on the fritz in the Audi - and in 100 degree desert heat, I'm just going to drive through the night ... totally rad. See, this is my face ... I'm super excited ...
Anywahoodle, this just came on Pandora .... and totally made my life. For reals, life = totally made. ENJOOOYYYY, LOVERS!!! =) Have a great morning!!!
OHMYYYGATTOSSS!!! I was reminded at dinner last night just how little of time I currently have to date, and with the movie and all ... shits only going to get worse. BAHHHH!!!!! I love, love, love, me some life ... love, love, love, running this site ... love, love, love, the movie ... but I realllyyy dont want to turn into one of those cold heartless bitches that is a massively huge CEO yet goes home to her cappuccino maker. Working on the script and reading it in the car on the latest leg of the Unapologetically Awesome Spring/ Summer 2010 Tour has provided some rad psychoanalysis of my current situation. Yes, I am on OkCupid. Totally have no shame about it either ... frankly, it's the only place I can meet people. I really did start it to look for someone, but the last handful of dates I've gone on were really just for content for the site. I post my opinions, post their responses and just kinda go with the flow on it all. I've had a great time with literally every guy ... but its breaking my heart that I haven't found one that I actually stood a shot at dating. This sounds mean, but if you're not a CEO, or running some sort of crazy operation and equally busy ... there is not a snowballs chance in hell that we'll be able to date. I get on a plane at a moment's notice, totally loving my completely nomadic life, but would love to even Skype with someone at the end of the day about it. I hate texting dudes, hate talking on the phone, tweeting is pretty rad since I get to see an avatar ... but I just LOVE LOVE LOVEEEEE what I do for work so much, and KNOOWWWW so through and through who I am - I won't settle. I'm not looking for Mr. Perfect, but rather a good running partner. I wear flats because I usually have to run to at least 3 meetings a day, or hop a fence because I got locked out of something somewhere, because I can be that spacey ... I just want someone that can keep up, and give me my own space at the same time.
So, I'm 25 .. still single ... but will def say - that I am going to be more honest and a little bit more open with the heart program in my body and see if we can get somethin' movin' and groovin'!
PS. Just heard this in the car for the millionth time - and I friggen LOVE LOVE LOVE it!!!
Politics and religion box you in, they force, even if by accident, group think on you. Whether through polarization or helping you way too much, they fuck up your life and survival skills. It's not merely that you need to practice but you do need to exercise your body/mind in this toxic environment. Like astronauts in zero gravity, when you have any negation on your freedom, you do lose intelligence/spirituality. It's better to teach a man to fish, than to just hand out fish. You complain about illegal immigrants but are ok with rescue missions, church welfare and government welfare. Rather than funnel money into the stupid medical industry, especially pharmacuticals who seem to not know their ass from a hole in the ground, or are merely after OUR or YOUR asses, well, how about putting that into education instead? Not just free college but free kindergarten , homeschooling, junior high, high school, college and Masters through your Doctorate, research grants right and left, since psychologists waste our money on stupid studies like “gee, do people get sad if we take things from them and make fun of them: A 4000 page study.” You know, all that education would make for fewer crazy people AND fewer sinners. If the glory of God is intelligence or he is “all knowing and all powerful” and knowledge IS power, though without imagination you're just a storage device or spatoon or worse, wouldn't you think that investing way more or all of the money in education would make it so people invent more science, technology, and that psychology is actually done right, while elimination the extremism from religion, which is basically using a scalpel like a serial rapist/killer tool currently. So, with all that science and ideal theology there's less fighting, and yes we've had way too much practice and total annihalation, we'd create so much technology that in a few years Apple would reinvent itself so they're better than NASA, as well as the general population, and we'd have more tax revenue AND tithes, and we'd have a higher survival rate. Now, you only a fool wants the end of the world when they can instead, make their parent(s) proud. If God is a single parent, a Mr. Mom, how about lending him a helping hand rather than having a fit because you don't have a mommy. Anyone who argues with this, is a moron and like those seagulls in Finding Nemo, just have a one track mind of “Mine Mine Mine!” And gee, I wonder what Mine means. It's all inclusive because you can only serve one master. So either be self serving or serve US. Do you want to fall hard? Because united we stand and divided we fall. That's basically, do we war or do we live in peace. You can't serve two masters right? And gays are ALL militant and rapists. In 1935 that term was applied to homosexuality because it started out in prison, where they do a shitload of experiments, they're pouring out of our churches, and in the “justice” system they swear on a bible. Where did that bullshit come from? England and queen james. So, if it's applied to “regular” homosexuals, and it started in an extreme environment, and in the the secular and religious arena, or prison and the second spiritual prison with the “opiates for the masses.” Well, doesn't prison pretty much reflect real life, including politics? Is there REALLY ever separation of church and state? Not if you're part of a religion, and even a good person will have trouble breaking free, and even a strong person can't take on everyone. The incredible hulk and those comics are full of crap. Otherwise, we'd all be defeated, if you're behaving too rationally, or all the perverse people would win. You can't have it both ways, or serve two masters right? Oh and if these institutions were getting divine guidance? IF they were true to a God, and I thought of this and not them, and I'm part of The Brights, a group of Atheists, well, what does that tell you? IT tells you that Stephen Hawkins is right. There's NO God, at least not like described by religion, and if he's not standing right next to you then stop dreaming and start working for you, or simply put, start living and stop destroying yourself and those around you. Because you can never do it alone, so if you destroy others then there's a reason. You're working for some enemy, who is a fool, or you're suicidal and a nutjob. Or you're just foolish and don't know what the crap you're doing. I wonder who's fault that is? Religion aka politics. And you morons/Mormons that said I'd never do anything right nor leave my mark that said "I was here" as in the song by Lady Antebellum, you're dead wrong. I don't need to remember exact words, your actions say it all. Oh and this is why you hate Mexicans:
BTW, since God is perfect and he made you, isn't it an insult and lack of faith to say you have to follow people when they sacrificed his son, as in murdered, and even the original 12 deciples, not mere prophets, denied him? That goes to show that rather than rely on prophecy, nagging him through prayers, and waiting on some fool to bring you a flashlight when that light is in your heart, be it of Christ or Buddha or whomever you name your light, because we all speak different languages, wouldn't it be better to simply nurture that fire and add love, intelligence, and shield it from the winds as the hounds of hells breathe down your neck and wolves in sheeps clothing howl as they come after your ass? If God needs armies of angels to fight Lucifer, then why put down your defenses and go down like sheep being mauled by a lion? I say beat your plows into swords and live, because you can use science and education to make more plows, better plows and live. And even if I were wrong about gays, doesn't religion and terrorists use rape squads, even victimizing the predators first? Aren't many if not all molestors or sexual predators also victims of that same act as well? It's like that Air Force Blue novel, it opened my eyes and it is very graphic. So, wrong or right, I am trying and I get up when I fall. I don't lay there and take it because I WILL become like them, I'll become THE PROBLEM, and not merely part of it. Don't I have a responsibility to others, not just myself, to get up and live, and to fight? And this is not revolution, the earth spins without my help, this is merely a sentient being helping out his own evolution.
HMMMM!!! Always knew flirting was fun, but really? Good for you?? Gee gosh jilliky wonkers ... that's just AWESOME!!!
Per Yahoo: So you’ve mastered the art of eye contact and can beckon a romantic prospect with just a few coy glances… but do you really know all there is to know about the fine art of flirting? Just to make sure you’re up to speed, we culled some very surprising information that you can use to your advantage. Read on for some juicy tidbits that may up your meet-cute quotient in no time.
1. Flirting is good for you. Studies show that people who flirt have higher white blood-cell counts, which boost both immunity and health.
2. Think batting your eyelashes is enough? Wrong! All told, scientists say there are 52 “flirting signals” used by humans. Of these, the hair-flip technique is the most common.
3. In some places, flirting is illegal. In Little Rock, AR, an antiquated law is still on the books warning that engaging in playful banter may result in a 30-day jail term. In New York City, another outdated law mandates that men may be fined $25 for gazing lasciviously at a female; a second conviction stipulates the offender wear a pair of blinders whenever he goes out for a walk.
4. Why wait for Friday? Lots of people get their flirt on during their morning commute. A full 62 percent of drivers have flirted with someone in a different vehicle while on the go, and 31 percent of those flirtations, it turns out, resulted in a date.
5. Flirting need not occur face to face. According to the Pew Research Center, 40 percent of people who look for love online say they can easily flirt with someone via email or IM.
6. In the Victorian era, fans were the ultimate playful props that could communicate all sorts of messages. A fan placed near the heart meant “You have won my love.” A half-opened fan pressed to the lips was an invitation, saying, “You may kiss me.” Hiding the eyes behind an open fan meant “I love you,” while opening and closing the fan several times was a chastisement, implying, “You are cruel.” Given how much a fan could come in handy, it’s a shame they ever invented air conditioning.
7. These days, cell phones do the flirting for you. In one survey, half of all mobile phone users have texted flirty messages to keep things interesting while separated from their amour.
8. Watch out; you can overdo it. According to the Social Issues Research Centre, the most common mistake people make when flirting is maintaining too much eye contact.
9. Sometimes, flirty gestures aren’t what they seem to be. Research has shown that men tend to routinely mistake friendly behavior for flirting.
10. Flirting is universal. A woman living in New York City and one in rural Cambodia may not have much in common, but when it comes to attracting a little attention, they both employ the very same move: smiling, arching their eyebrows, then averting their gaze and giggling. Animals flirt, too: birds, reptiles, and even fish have their own way of making romantic advances. The moral of the story: If the simple sea bass can act cute in order to further a romantic agenda, you can, too — so give it a go!
Laura Schaefer is the author of Man with Farm Seeks Woman with Tractor: The Best and Worst Personal Ads of All Time.
Friday, September 3, 2010 at 1:15AM 
