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#NerdsUnite: The body language of @Jack & @RickRubin
#NerdsUnite: The body language of @Jack & @RickRubin
#Originstory: I dropped the mic on one of my favorite pop stars
#Originstory: I dropped the mic on one of my favorite pop stars
#ActualTexts: … from my 85 years young TikTok famous neighbor
#ActualTexts: … from my 85 years young TikTok famous neighbor
#TrueStory: How I got away from predator Ron Jeremy (and how you can protect yourself too)
#TrueStory: How I got away from predator Ron Jeremy (and how you can protect yourself too)
#NerdsUnite: Moe’s tavern is a real place & I met the real Moe!
#NerdsUnite: Moe’s tavern is a real place & I met the real Moe!
#NerdsUnite: The time a square walked into a bar (and not the kind of square you’re thinking)
#NerdsUnite: The time a square walked into a bar (and not the kind of square you’re thinking)
#TalkNerdyToMe: The full story behind our @BritneySpears moment
#TalkNerdyToMe: The full story behind our @BritneySpears moment
#Fact: Jamie Lee Curtis won an Oscar on Sunday and showed up to her bestie Sharon Stone’s art show on Tuesday
#Fact: Jamie Lee Curtis won an Oscar on Sunday and showed up to her bestie Sharon Stone’s art show on Tuesday
#WTF: And he's out ... the man who hit me in the head with the brick has been released
#WTF: And he's out ... the man who hit me in the head with the brick has been released
#WestTexas: Saying good bye to a great and saying hello to @jack outside of a teepee
#WestTexas: Saying good bye to a great and saying hello to @jack outside of a teepee
#Fact: With great power comes great responsibility
#Fact: With great power comes great responsibility
#TrueStory: Saturday night I had a police escort home (and it wasn't from going 110 in the Ferrari)
#TrueStory: Saturday night I had a police escort home (and it wasn't from going 110 in the Ferrari)
#Fact: 10 years ago I was placed on a 5150 and spent 48 hours under psychiatric evaluation
#Fact: 10 years ago I was placed on a 5150 and spent 48 hours under psychiatric evaluation
#WTF: Even when I date a chick, I still wind up being the dude.
#WTF: Even when I date a chick, I still wind up being the dude.
#Fact: This is how I obtained tangible proof that I was being stalked (... for 4.5 years)
#Fact: This is how I obtained tangible proof that I was being stalked (... for 4.5 years)
#Fact: I've been stalked for the last four and a half years ... and I'm going to tell my story LOUDLY
#Fact: I've been stalked for the last four and a half years ... and I'm going to tell my story LOUDLY
#NerdsUnited: That time a Silicon Valley star commented on my (now) marriage only to have ANOTHER Silicon Valley star piss me off enough to write about it
#NerdsUnited: That time a Silicon Valley star commented on my (now) marriage only to have ANOTHER Silicon Valley star piss me off enough to write about it
#NerdsUnited: I got married during a global pandemic at the @TreasuryOnThePlaza
#NerdsUnited: I got married during a global pandemic at the @TreasuryOnThePlaza
#Fact: No pants parties are truly the best kind of parties
#Fact: No pants parties are truly the best kind of parties
#ThatAwkwardMoment: When the girl who has a TV show based on her life goes out with a guy who has a movie based on his
#ThatAwkwardMoment: When the girl who has a TV show based on her life goes out with a guy who has a movie based on his
#RealDeal: That time I cold called the man that bought my life rights, trademarks, and intellectual property
#RealDeal: That time I cold called the man that bought my life rights, trademarks, and intellectual property
#NerdsUnite: A session in depression (with reality in question ... & one night at a gay country line dancing club)
#NerdsUnite: A session in depression (with reality in question ... & one night at a gay country line dancing club)
#FyreFestival: Did I mention I know one of the founders & I'm now featured on their website?
#FyreFestival: Did I mention I know one of the founders & I'm now featured on their website?
#NerdsUnite: I'm a mistress in training, can you help me with my foot slave?
#NerdsUnite: I'm a mistress in training, can you help me with my foot slave?
#BurningMan: That time being called a Virgin Burner was a "good thing" (kinda NSFW)
#BurningMan: That time being called a Virgin Burner was a "good thing" (kinda NSFW)
#NerdsUnite: That time I got stiffed (instead of getting something stiff)
#NerdsUnite: That time I got stiffed (instead of getting something stiff)
#RealDeal: I went to prom and took molly in front of Moby
#RealDeal: I went to prom and took molly in front of Moby
#NerdsUnite: A tale of three acid trips (& one very true story)
#NerdsUnite: A tale of three acid trips (& one very true story)
#NerdsUnite: An algorithm for happiness (an understanding of expectation vs reality)
#NerdsUnite: An algorithm for happiness (an understanding of expectation vs reality)

Unbelievably True

I get told on the reg that if it wasn’t me telling these stories, no one would believe they were true.

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